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There’s a genre of shoot ‘em up gaming known as ‘bullet hell‘ which, if you’re like me, is spelt AWESOME but, if you’re a more normal individual, is probably just a confusing and terrifying mess. The Touhou Project is a pretty good example, and gameplay tends to look like this, but that’s not why I’m posting.

Well, it is, sort of. See, Touhou Project has some pretty committed fans and one of them has put together something epic.

Cool, no? More details over here.

Also, check out the stop-motion carved apple version.  Mad. Skills.

Are you ready to cut off your head and place your foot on it? If so, come; Love awaits you! Love is not grown in a garden, nor sold in the marketplace; whether you are a king or a servant, the price is your head, and nothing less. Yes, the cost of the elixir of love is your head! Do you hesitate? 0 miser, It is cheap at that price!

-Abu Hamid Al-Ghazali

Bright lad.

As though being unwell wasn’t bad enough, you should see the shit they try and feed you.

I mean look at it.

The guys at Hospital Food have effectively put me off being ill for life.

Just nerding it up by playing with the Blackberry wordpress app. ^_^
I wonder if it does photos?

World class.

Firefighters left woman in mine shaft for six hours due to ‘health and safety concerns’
An injured solicitor lay for six hours at the bottom of a disused mine shaft and eventually died of a heart attack because safety rules banned firefighters from rescuing her, an inquiry heard today.
A senior fire officer at the scene admitted [...]

I read the following comment on a blog and thought I’d share because, in truth, I think it sums up the internet nicely.
Everyone below this post has been trolled.
Also, cocks.
-DickButt
Masterful.