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King kong in Cannes On a date with Spiderman Dan Dare’s sitting there Scared by the killer teddy bears Down town Mini Mouse Is slippin Micky’s in the famous grouse While big bird spreads the word Anybody with a heart votes love
Judge Dredd, found dead Face down in Snoopy’s bed Outside [...]
Ruddington is the village I grew up in and clearly that makes it awesome. Indeed I only moved away in August because I couldn’t stand how brilliant it truly is. There are a few parks with swings and a village green and everything. There’s even a country park with trains. Ooo. I shouldn’t jest [...]
It feels as though I spend a lot of time in Dublin for one reason or another. I suppose that’s because I do. Cumulatively I’ve spent the best part of a month in the Irish capital this year, that’s more time than I’ve spent having sex in my entire life. Actually, I’m not too [...]
Living in a shared house has, I have discovered, a few pitfalls. Most notable of these is that someone has to remember to buy toilet roll when you’re down to the last one. Because if they don’t… well, let’s just say I was the victim of a nasty surprise.
Fortunately, in the metropolis that [...]
For reasons that are not yet clear, my entire website vanished into the ether on Friday night. I’m a little perturbed by this. Not overly perturbed you understand, but sufficiently so to wonder if perturbation is actually a word.
I’m sure it is.
Anyway, these things happen for a reason. I shall keep telling [...]
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