Laura’s birthday

My friend Laura turns 23 today. To celebrate, a group of us are making the journey to Manchester to get drunk just for her.

I’m sure you’ll all join me in wishing her many happy returns.

http://www.jonjarrold.co.uk/ JJ

Dear Laura,

Happy Birthday. I don’t know you, but never mind. One day you might be lucky enough to know me…or maybe even see me dance. I could spell out your name!

Anyway, as it’s late and I should be in bed, I thought I’d increase the chances of me being late to work again by writing you this little song of types. I’m in a band, afterall!

1…2…3…4 (i’m a drummer)

Laura is a funny name
It rhymes with words like flora
It’s got 5 letters, just like James
But I bet she wished it had more-a…
…like Jonathan, which has 8!

Erm…yeah, time for bed.