I loathe ties. I loathe them with a passion. They serve no purpose; they’re restrictive and they fucking flap about in the wind being irritating and I ‘have’ to wear one at work. I don’t know why I have to wear a tie, but I do. I agree that they do look smart when accompanied by a suit but I’ve no need to look smart, I never leave the office or meet anyone important. I don’t think they’d really care about my tie anyway. The BBC says some other chaps agree with me. They say they’re useless too.
There should be a revolution.
I want a cravat.
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Suits + ties = success. Seriously. If I was a boy, I would wear a three piece suit and pointy boots every day of my life.
(Danish boys + ties = bit of a mess)
No you wouldn’t. If you do something every-single-day it ceases to be novel or to make you feel special.
You would wear them now and again when you felt like being fancy. I know, I own a three piece suit and pointy boots. Well, they’re not really pointy but I make up for that with a pocketwatch.
I’m with James, in a tie sense, and no other sense, although I don’t mean I tie him up. What I mean, people, is that ties are rubbish. They are rubbish and pointless.
Down with Ties! (don’t forget to unbutton the top button, otherwise you look like a knob!)
I probably have slightly more need for a tie in my job, compared to James. That’s because they let me out once in a while to talk to important people. Some important people that I talk to don’t wear ties. They look good. Other important people do wear ties. Some of them look good too. On the whole though, people in ties don’t look good.
And whilst I’m on the subject, how do you even tie a fucking tie? I want a full windsor knot, but can I get one? Can I flip! Is it some extra feature I should be asking for when buying a tie? Not that I’m ever going to buy another one. I’ve got like a gazillion of them.
This website is better than mine. Why did I change my website? Lets turn back the clock. Lets do the timewarp again!
Roll on Ireland. I will not be wearing a tie there! They were NOT on THE LIST!
And what did i read in the paper yesterday ? That the tie holds a whole host of evil bacteria. Leave them at home Men unless you are cleanliness personified. But I like them on Women!
So we’re agreed? Ties are the spawn of the devil. Good.
JJ, check it out.