Thanks to Tom I had an uncomfortable experience today. It was watching this video. A video that no sensible man would be part of. Ever. Not even for a drunken bet.
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Why? Why would you do that?
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Oh god.
something witty and erudite will appear here eventually
Thanks to Tom I had an uncomfortable experience today. It was watching this video. A video that no sensible man would be part of. Ever. Not even for a drunken bet.
…
Why? Why would you do that?
…
Oh god.
I warned you. Oh yes. I warned you.
By way of making amends, listen to this:
http://www.5318008.co.uk/bits/marvinbriggs.mp3
Having watched Tom’s little video earlier i intially, i admit i was turned on by Oriental girls but quickly it turned into feeling rather nauseous for approximately half an hour later with the image of an old blokes swollen purple penis. How sore i felt as the sweet written tones of James saying ’stay a lady’ came swiftly to my rescue.
But the ladies are so pretty!
No, not even I would go along with that. It’s no fool. I don’t get into cabs with strange women. I don’t buy them champagne. I don’t thinks it’s mildly amusing to have my pants ripped off me whilst I’m wearing them under a pair of jeans!
Bad orientals, bad!
You sound like you are getting excited! Girls, girls, girls…mighty fine creatures if you pick the right ones. Ah, there lies the problem. Can i have one with juicy…hang on this video is corrupting.
PART
TIME
JOB.
Oriental girls = good.
PART
TIME
SADIST = Bad.
Why can’t you just forget about the pants JJ? Why?
I hope no one punches me in the groin in Ireland. Not even if I start dancing.
No biffing in Ireland guys, you know how that celtic temper can flare