nunoncastors

Names and places have been changed to protect the innocent.

The Dublin event - I know but I have to say it

a) *Company A* has shelled out a lot of Money and they see it as a big corporate event whilst you see it as an opportunity to drink at lot - just have respect for both views so please respect the event and the place but still get drunk. So please treat the hotel as if you were paying and did not want to get ejected or surcharged or arrested or committed or shot.

Please be sensible

• On Saturday pace the drinking so at least you can see the food and eat it - nothing worst than a drunk persons at a table I should know I have been out with *soandso* and *thingumybob*
• If you are feeling ill limit the damage
• Be nice to everyone, every thing is good
• Do not steal anything significant
• Do engage in any dangerous dancing/balancing/banging/………..
• No jokes about Irish History and or the Irish in general

b) Logistics.

Please be on time at the two points you really need to be i.e Leaving UK and Leaving Ireland.

Please ensure you have documentation to get on the plane as per Ryan Air policy. Ryan Air do not give a toss (see channel 4 documentary) they will off load you if anything is out of place or not right

On Sunday morning you will feel rough and be rough - Do not let this show at the check in desk, get some mints etc, when they say do you wish to declare anything do not use that as an opportunity to throw up.

Dublin is a fairly strict airport - no jokes etc

I also do not do police stations and we have no one of good character to vouch for you when you are banged up with some Irish navy so stay with the legal bounds of behaviour

Otherwise anything goes

I’ll see you all when I’m back from Ireland. It promises to be quite fun.