I don’t watch that much television (unsurprisingly) so I’m horribly out of synch with what’s on the box and who said what in that program with thingy and can you believe what he’s done with his hair and oh I know that omnibus edition of thingummy was soooo sad and so on and so on and so on until your mind melts from the banality of it all and you wish you were dead.
But this. This I wish I had seen first time around. I didn’t think such people existed outside of the Sun’s news exclusives. How did such a thing come to be? From whence was it spawned? Is it a parody? Is it wrong of me to laugh so hard that it hurts?
I can’t tell you because a) I don’t watch television and b) I didn’t watch this.
Sorry.
Well watch it. You’ve never seen such a tit in all your life.
I hope it never breeds.
I don’t think there’s any chance of it breeding. Not in a post-Darwinian world.
With any luck a rival tribe will get wind of this and organise a swift drive-by (bus-by?).
We can only hope.
all shades of wrong!