I’m such a fool. I’m trying to be healthy at the moment but this afternoon I bought a packet of plian chocolate digestive biscuits. At this precise moment there are two left.
Why, oh why, am I so weak-willed?
something witty and erudite will appear here eventually
Coz your a bloke!
Yes. Yes I am. And biscuits are delicious. I bought some more today then went for a 30 mile bike ride. Then I ate them. All.
Your’e excused as you are nurturing beefy thighs.
Quite the opposite actually. I think I’m going about it all wrong.