Daily Archive for July 12th, 2007

An entreaty

Dear God,

Where is the fucking summer you sanctimonious tit? It’s been raining now for about a year and frankly I’m sick of it, you’ve done the whole “deluge” thing, move on. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that there’s more than one type of weather.

Sort it out.

Regards,

James

If that doesn’t work, nothing will.