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// Societal filter failure. Initiating recovery protocols +++ man systems online ( ver 1.0 – Ug Ug ) +++ Working… Booze tables require update // Working… Kebab protocols online // Working… Alcohol tracker active +++ Initiating GPS – Online +++ Plotting… ### FOUND ### Located 01 Beer Festival. Engage? (y/n) +++ Y +++ Routing…

Ah, the Nottingham Beer Festival, such a beautiful thing if you’re fond of ale. I’ll be heading down there on Friday evening to sample a few and see what happens when I have two halves of Wiscombe’s Suicider and a Navy Grog Special.

Everything probably.

Anyway, it is strongly recommended that you join me, if such a thing is within your power, to indulge in lots of strange tasting beverages. Beverages undoubtedly imbued with magic, and brewed in an old tin bath with an old pair of jewel encrusted socks (for body) and ancient runes of binding deliciousness.