Q & A

I’m bored; ask me questions.

4 Responses to “Q & A”


  1. 1 Herr Otto Flick (Gestapo)

    Is the asertion that Stilton is the ‘King of Cheeses’ a purely british one, or is this recognised the world over?

  2. 2 james

    Listen closely, for I shall say this only once.

    Stilton is globally recognised as the ‘King of Cheeses’ and has been since its inception. Those differing from this view simply need to be slapped in the face with a British Passport in order to remind them just who’s in charge here.

  3. 3 Feon

    When will th esun come back?

  4. 4 james

    When he’s finished his holiday, and not before. The lazy, work-shy bastard.

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