“Hello”
Y’alright.
“Shitty weather isn’t it?”
Yeah, it’d be nice if it made its mind up, I can do without the whole rain-sun-rain-hail thing.”
“Tell me about it; be nice when the summer gets here though, waiting for friends?”
Uh… no.
“Oh, just doing a bit of shopping then?”
*gesturing at plate full of food while my mouth is full of sandwich*
I’m eating lunch…
“Sorry, yes, of course. Fancy a coffee?”
Um, if you were a girl, yes.
“Ah.”
Yeah.
“Sorry.”
No worries.
“This always happens.”
Tell me about it.
.
Time to lose the beard I think.
Lots of females like a bit of hair round the chops…don’t give up the beard. I guess it depends what kind of tartlet you are wanting to romp. It sounds like you give off something else that attracts these men, any ideas ? Were you sucking on a banana perhaps ?
nooooooooooooooooooo, keep the beard!
Women love the beards.
Anyway:
http://users.telenet.be/kotm/fmp/poster/ninjas.jpg
Beards are HAWT!!!
Do not give into the razor!!!
I’ve no idea why I attract men, if I’m honest. Maybe I emit a strange pheromone? Anyway, the beard is gone (again) but will no doubt return in the coming weeks.
I like the idea of romping tartlets.
Ninjas