It’s never a girl

“Hello”

Y’alright.

“Shitty weather isn’t it?”

Yeah, it’d be nice if it made its mind up, I can do without the whole rain-sun-rain-hail thing.”

“Tell me about it; be nice when the summer gets here though, waiting for friends?”

Uh… no.

“Oh, just doing a bit of shopping then?”

*gesturing at plate full of food while my mouth is full of sandwich*

I’m eating lunch…

“Sorry, yes, of course. Fancy a coffee?”

Um, if you were a girl, yes.

“Ah.”

Yeah.

“Sorry.”

No worries.

“This always happens.”

Tell me about it.

.
Time to lose the beard I think.

4 Responses to “It’s never a girl”


  1. 1 jez

    Lots of females like a bit of hair round the chops…don’t give up the beard. I guess it depends what kind of tartlet you are wanting to romp. It sounds like you give off something else that attracts these men, any ideas ? Were you sucking on a banana perhaps ?

  2. 2 Arien

    nooooooooooooooooooo, keep the beard!

    Women love the beards.

    Anyway:
    http://users.telenet.be/kotm/fmp/poster/ninjas.jpg

  3. 3 Naedys

    Beards are HAWT!!!

    Do not give into the razor!!!

  4. 4 james

    I’ve no idea why I attract men, if I’m honest. Maybe I emit a strange pheromone? Anyway, the beard is gone (again) but will no doubt return in the coming weeks.

    I like the idea of romping tartlets.

    Ninjas :)

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