nunoncastors

Weekends have taken on a glorious lustre these days; they’re so much more glorious* than the working week, so much more… satisfying. Time was, as a younger man, there wasn’t much difference between the two; football after school is much the same as football on a Saturday morning after all. These days however, the differences between the two are as pronounced as the differences between activities; football, no matter how you look at it, is not the same as attending a wedding or going cheese rolling.

Speaking of which.

Congratulations are in order for my fellow internet cult members. Let it be known that I wish both couples every happiness for their impending nuptials and the future. I’d name and shame you guys, but I understand these things call for discretion.

You wouldn’t want me to jinx you before you’ve started, now would you? :p

*Two uses of the word ‘glorious’ so close together? That’s poor writing that is, very poor; I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I could have said ‘lustrous sheen’ or ‘gratifying’ or pretty much anything else without being quite so repetitious. Clearly I no longer have game. Sorry.