nunoncastors

“Get on the road!” a pedestrian shouted as they ran, arms waving, into my path.
“What?”
“Get on the road!”
Swerving to avoid this member of the world police, I slammed on my breaks and skidded to a halt.
“What the fuck are you doing?”
“I could ask you the same thing; you’re not supposed to cycle on the pavement! [...]