A while ago I made this post about what I assumed to be a novelty act, a sort of Cheeky Girls for the Urban Chav; little did I know that it would generate an upsurge in traffic. As I write this, as of ten thirty-two on Friday the eighteenth, the most commonly used keywords that [...]
Police-recorded crime down by 9%
Police-recorded crime in England and Wales fell 9% in the 12 months to March, latest figures suggest.The first-ever reliable figures for knife crime showed there were 22,000 offences last year.They also show that while the risk of being a victim is at its lowest ever level, people still think that the [...]
The jester hops on the leg of time,
The scourge of the wizard nation.
Magical chanting is no crime,
When you’re suckled by a blind Alsatian.
Who stole the leg of time?
Seen through the eyes of Murgar’s kestrel.
Where’s the tiny mouse? There it is
Ah ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland.
Why did I do [...]
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