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Excuse me?
Yes?
I’ve been waiting here for fifteen minutes, it just isn’t good enough, I’ve got better things to be doing you know.
Well, quite.
I’ve been waiting to get served here and that’s your attitude? Disgraceful! Where’s your manager, I want to speak to your manager. That sort of attitude is… how dare you speak to…
I. Don’t. [...]

Seriously, what? I mean, as much as I hate to be part of viral marketing (the crafty bastards), what the fuck’s going on here? The French yiff now?

Since retrieving my car some three to four weeks ago I’ve forsaken cycling to work; not because I’m lazy, though at heart I am, it’s merely the case that I needed a rest. I’ve had Sir Wheels-a-lot for just over a year now and in that time I’ve cycled over two thousand miles, the bulk [...]

I mused, not too long ago, about emigration – an option that is still very much on the table – and the creeping arrival of our shiny new police state; two concepts which, it must be said, fail to fill me with any particular enthusiasm. You see, for all my bluster and bridling, I don’t [...]

Adam and Joe, I still love you :p

We’re better than you. No you aren’t. Yes we are. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Bitter grapes. Yeah? Well you cheated.
And so, interminably, on. Why do people think this shite matters? It’s just sport.

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and [...]

I was tired last night, very tired, and I passed out with the light on at around twelve-thirty-ish. Then, at around 1am, I woke up. At least, I think I woke up, I’m not really sure because it all went a bit strange.
I was definitely asleep, definitely, and sprawled across the bed as usual. Then, [...]

Transfusion breakthrough as human blood grown from stem cells
Vials of human blood have been grown from embryonic stem cells for the first time during research that promises to provide an almost limitless supply suitable for transfusion into any patient.
The achievement by scientists in the United States could lead to trials of the blood within two [...]

I received this by email this morning. Sometimes I think my friends don’t like me.