Way back in September, two of my favourite people handed me a token by way of a birthday gift. On said token was an invitation to “an evening of fun with Lindsay and Susie, 29th October, bring a white hanky” which, frankly, could mean anything.
However, it’s now the day before and something’s occurred to me - it was the white hankie that did it – I’m being set up. Something about the whole debacle smacks of speed dating/blind dates, two things I hate with all the bile at my disposal, and now I’m edgy as fuck. I hate surprises, and I mean really hate surprises.
It’s for that reason that I sincerely hope I’m wrong and we’re just off to the theatre to see Macbeth or The Woman in Black, the hankie and cloak and dagger stuff just being a clever ruse. I’m suspicious though, and the internets tell me this, and I am afraid.
I hope your suspicious nature is correct :p Let us know either after the event
Here you go ^_^