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So, today’s the day, we finally get to find out who Americans think is best equipped to lead their nation, the old guy and the mental bint, or some black guy and wots-his-face.

Joy of joys.

Obviously I’m aware that they aren’t their real names, the media here in the UK has been force-feeding us every-minute-fucking-detail of the farce that is ‘campaigning’ for what feel like the last year, how could I not know? I just can’t be called upon to take any real interest beyond the actual outcome. Ultimately, the supine toads who run the UK will be taking orders from whichever hopeful ascends the throne secures the big desk in the Oval Office, that is the only piece of information that concerns me.

Obviously I’d like it if the black guy won, mainly because I want to see what all the racists will do in response, but I’m not going to hold my breath. It’s a shame really, I know quite a few Americans, they’re a warm and friendly bunch devoid of the usual stereotypes you’d associate with their nation and genial in a way that we British are yet to master. The fact that they’ve been universally tarred by the idiocy with which their supreme decision maker has blundered about the world is unfortunate and unjust.

Well, in most cases. There are, of course, always a few exceptions.

UPDATE OF DOOM!

A black president, that’s pretty cool.