Condensation

Beards, it turns out, will condense moisture from the cold winter air and make your entire face wet and dewy. This is what I have learnt from cycling to work today.

18 Responses to “Condensation”


  1. 1 Tom

    I’m not sure you’ll have seen my dad when we were skiing last year, but he had full on icicles in his beard. Icicles I tell you!

  2. 2 jez

    So, your’e back with a beard! again! Does it keep you warm ?
    I have learnt that we are in the height of summer at the moment, as my partner in the shower last night was a frickin WASP!

  3. 3 Arien

    Yes, beards tend to do that..;]

    But beards are awesome, so, cope, i tell you.;]

  4. 4 james

    Summer jez, do we still have those? I just remember months of bloody rain :( The bear’s coming along nicely by the way, full face and all that.

  5. 5 james

    Oh, and Tom, I missed your dad’s ice-beard. I’m gutted, bet it was awesome. :(

  6. 6 jez

    A Full face bear ?…hmmm, so you’re looking like that furry thing from Star Wars.

    I can’t think why the ladies are staying away ;)

  7. 7 james

    d

    Also, :p

  8. 8 Arien

    jez, i’m a lady, well, a person of the female persuasion, and I love beards.;]

  9. 9 jez

    Dearest Arien, I like them too.
    They are interesting creatures. Some people suit them and some people just don’t and between you and me I think James really suits his, but I’m refraining from telling him because he might spend even more time in front of the bathroom mirror grooming his distinguished whiskers.

  10. 10 Arien

    ;]]]

    One of the signs that it really suits him is the fact, that he seems to be getting in all sorts of incidents, where his looks are considered “dangerous” and/or “suspicious”.

    It is well known, that women are attracted to the rogue dark [or in this case ginger-bearded] dangerous types.

    So YAY, james, we want to see more of the beard.

  11. 11 james

    MY BEARD IS NOT GINGER!

  12. 12 Arien

    Prove it.

  13. 13 jez

    Do all beards have ginger roots ? I know James looks like he’s got a dark brown one but so many beards have a reddish undertone even if you are blonde, brown, red or otherwise.

  14. 14 Arien

    My husband has dark hair [with the occasional whites], and a dark beard [with the occasional whites], but there’s definitely a reddish undertone to the beard.
    But my father never had a single red hair in his beard. I know, i checked a lot, when i was a child.;]

    I certainly do see a red sort of thing on your face here, james:
    http://www.nunoncastors.co.uk/galleries/displayimage.php?pid=2354&fullsize=1

  15. 15 james

    Ok, it might be a little bit ginger, but it’s not my fault :(

  16. 16 jez

    Nothing wrong with a bit of ginge!

    Don’t be sad, WE like it !

  17. 17 Arien

    We do indeed.

  18. 18 james

    There is something wrong with both of you.

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