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Dear Readers, It is with much regret that I inform you of my intention to flee to the continent in order to pursue a life of fine wines, fondue, truffles and skiing. I cannot say for certain when I shall return, or indeed if I shall return, but it’ll probably be sometime next week [...] Because my house is built on the confluence of over thirty-two ley lines from the ruins of an alien battle cruiser and some particularly efficacious divining rods, I tend to have some rather strange and confusing dreams – I also have to contend with eldritch beings from the realms of the Ever-Winter and the [...] Everything I said about Obama, I was wrong. Maybe the fuss is justified. Obama, FUCK YEAH! Ow! FUCK! Oh god, why? Why would you do this? So, yeah, cyclists; it turns out that other road users still treat us like we’re invisible men in the year 2009 after all – which is good to know. What’s less good to know is that this one particular car driver might be pressing [...] Things you need to know as a resident of the United Kingdom. He is the new President of the United States of America. He is black – although, last time I checked, we’re not supposed to care about that*. He is not as stupid as the house plant and assorted vegetables they’ve had running [...] |
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