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Whoops

Entire BNP membership list leaks online

The British National Party has lost its membership list - the whole thing has been published online.

The list includes names, addresses, phone numbers and email addresses of all members up to September 2008. It also includes some people’s ages, especially those under 18 - the BNP offers family membership for £40. Many entries also contain more personal comments about jobs or hobbies. That’s how we know that that BNP members include receptionists, district nurses, amateur historians, pagans, line dancers and a male witch.

Members have unsurprisingly reacted with outrage. One commenter said: “I’m also on the list, what the f#ck is going on? I could lose my job.” Another: “The most shocking thing is some of the comments by the names! God help anyone who is in the army, the pison [sic] service, health care, police officer or a teacher.” Several professions in the UK are expected to refrain from party political activities. More outraged racists rightwingers here.

Various senior BNP figures are being blamed on blogs for the leak.

A spokesman for the BNP was unaware of the leak but said: “It wouldn’t surprise me if someone has done this, but they’ll be in trouble, not just under the Data Protection Act but also for contempt of court - there’s an ongoing court case.”

UKIP recently rejected overtures from the BNP suggesting an electoral pact. Meanwhile, UKIP’s most famous ex-member, Robert Kilroy Silk is currently disporting himself on I’m a Celebrity…while collecting his MEP salary of course.

Source: The Register
Additional Source: Lancaster Unity
Definitely not the list in its entirety: Certainly not
Oh, and just in case: Wikileaks

The BNP, by the way, are a perfectly legitimate political party - I know, wonders never cease - and are therefore entitled to their own views and opinions, no matter how abhorrent they may seem to people capable of reason. This sort of victimisation therefore constitutes unfair and unjust, if somewhat apposite, treatment for a group of people happy to dish out much worse to anyone without the good fortune to be British and white.

They’re not racists though, lets make that perfectly clear. Definitely. Not. Racists. They’re just not too keen on folk of a dusky complexion.

Or Muslims.

Or homosexuality.

Or, well, you get the idea… It’s a veritable lolocaust.

Have you ever, ever felt like this?

Have strange things… nevermind, just have a read of this.

Cultural awareness

Hello, yes, I’m unable to access website x on my laptop.
Ok, which site are you at?
I’m in China.
Ah, there’s your problem.
But it’s been working ok until now, I’ve been able to get on y and z.
Right, and can you get on those sites at the moment?
Yes.
But not the other one, and you’re in China?
Yes, what do you think the problem is?
You’re in China.
Yes.
No, I mean, you’re in China, a communist country that restricts access to the media and filters all net traffic in and out of its borders.
Ok, so what are our options?
I don’t follow.
Well, I need to get on site x for important reason w.
I can appreciate that, but there really isn’t anything I can do to enable you to access site x, from here.
That’s not the answer I want to hear.
I can appreciate that too, unfortunately I’m not in a position to overthrow the Chinese Government and dismantle their tools of oppression at this precise moment. Sorry.

And so, interminably, on.

Mississippi smouldering

I should start out by stating that, in my opinion, the following article is biased towards the “ZOMGWTFLOL!!!11!!” school of reporting, it paints the picture that stokes the fire that causes outrage and it does it well.

However, it is somewhat troubling to find that there are still people in this world who fit the traditional cross-burning racist stereotype despite the indisputable fact that racism, in all it’s forms, is fucking pointless, the last refuge of the terminally stupid. Read on and be amazed.

Obama win prompts wave of hate crimes

Barack Obama’s election as America’s first black president has unleashed a wave of hate crimes across the nation, according to police and monitoring organisations.

Far from heralding a new age of tolerance, Mr Obama’s victory in the November 4 poll has highlighted the stubborn racism that lingers within some elements of American society as opponents pour their frustration into vandalism, harassment, threats and even physical attacks.

Cross burnings, black figures hung from nooses, and schoolchildren chanting “Assassinate Obama” are just some of the incidents that have been documented by police from California to Maine.

There have been “hundreds” of cases since the election, many more than usual, said Mark Potok, director of the Intelligence Project at the Southern Poverty Law Center, which monitors hate crimes.

The phenomenon appears to be at its most intense in the Southern states, where opposition to Mr Obama is at its highest and where reports of hate crimes were emerging even before the election. Incidents involving adults, college students and even schoolchildren have dampened the early post-election glow of racial progress and harmony, with some African American residents reporting an atmosphere of fear and inter-community tension.

In North Carolina, four students at the state university admitted writing anti-Obama comments in a tunnel designated for free speech expression, including one that said: “Let’s shoot that (N-word) in the head.” Mr Obama has received more threats than any other president-elect, authorities say.

Marsha L. Houston, a University of Alabama professor, said a poster of the Obama family was ripped off her office door. A replacement poster was defaced with a death threat and a racial slur. “It seems the election brought the racist rats out of the woodwork,” Ms Houston said.

Second and third-grade students on a school bus in Rexburg, Idaho, chanted “assassinate Obama,” a district official said.

Meanwhile in Snellville, Georgia, Denene Millner, an African-American, said a boy on the school bus told her nine-year-old daughter the day after the election: “I hope Obama gets assassinated.” That night, someone trashed her sister-in-law’s front lawn, mangled the Obama lawn signs, and left two pizza boxes filled with human faeces outside the front door, Ms Millner said.

She described her emotions as a combination of anger and fear.

“I can’t say that every white person in Snellville is evil and anti-Obama and willing to desecrate my property because one or two idiots did it,” Ms Millner said. “But it definitely makes you look a little different at the people who you live with, and makes you wonder what they’re capable of and what they’re really thinking.”

But the incidents have not been restricted to areas of high anti-Obama sentiment. Even states and cities which leaned heavily towards the Democrat have seen their share.

In New York, a black teenager said he was attacked with a bat on election night by four white men who shouted “Obama”, while in the Pittsburgh suburb of Forest Hills, a black man said he found a note with a racial slur on his car windshield, saying “now that you voted for Obama, just watch out for your house.”

In the north-eastern state of Maine, customers at a general store in Standish were placing $1 bets on when the president-elect would be killed. A sign inside the Oak Hill General Store read: “Osama Obama Shotgun Pool.” “Stabbing, shooting, roadside bombs, they all count,” it said. At the bottom of the marker board was written “Let’s hope someone wins.”

Black figures were hung by nooses from trees on Mount Desert Island, Maine, the Bangor Daily News reported, while crosses were burned in yards of Obama supporters in Hardwick, New Jersey, and Apolacan Township, Pennsylvania. In Massachussetts, a nearly-finished church belonging to a black congregation was burned to the ground just hours after Mr Obama’s victory was declared.

Racist graffiti was found in places including New York’s Long Island, where two dozen cars were spray-painted; Kilgore, Texas, where the local high school and skate park were defaced; and the Los Angeles area, where swastikas, racial slurs and “Go Back To Africa” were spray painted on sidewalks, houses and cars.

Mr Potok, who is white, said he believes there is “a large subset of white people in this country who feel that they are losing everything they know, that the country their forefathers built has somehow been stolen from them.”

Grant Griffin, a 46-year-old white Georgia native, expressed similar sentiments: “I believe our nation is ruined and has been for several decades and the election of Obama is merely the culmination of the change.

“If you had real change it would involve all the members of (Obama’s) church being deported,” he said.

Change in whatever form does not come easy, and a black president is “the most profound change in the field of race this country has experienced since the Civil War,” said William Ferris, senior associate director of the Center for the Study of the American South at the University of North Carolina. “It’s shaking the foundations on which the country has existed for centuries.”

“Someone once said racism is like cancer,” Mr Ferris said. “It’s never totally wiped out - it’s in remission.”

The day after the vote, Barbara Tyler, a black high school student in Marietta, Georgia, said she heard hateful comments about Mr Obama from white students, and that teachers cut off discussion about his victory.

Ms Tyler spoke at a press conference by the Georgia chapter of the civil rights body NAACP which discussed complaints from across the state about hostility and resentment. Another student, from a Covington middle school, said he was suspended for wearing an Obama shirt to school on November 5 after the principal told students not to wear political paraphernalia.

The student’s mother, Eshe Riviears, said the principal told her: “Whether you like it or not, we’re in the South, and there are a lot of people who are not happy with this decision.”

Sociologists said African-Americans suffering attacks and intimidation were essentially proxies for the frustrated emotions of some whites.

“The principle is very simple,” said BJ Gallagher, a sociologist and co-author of the diversity book ‘A Peacock in the Land of Penguins.’ “If I can’t hurt the person I’m angry at, then I’ll vent my anger on a substitute, i.e., someone of the same race.”

“We saw the same thing happen after the 9-11 attacks, as a wave of anti-Muslim violence swept the country. We saw it happen after the Rodney King verdict, when Los Angeles blacks erupted in rage at the injustice perpetrated by ‘the white man.’

“It’s as stupid and ineffectual as kicking your dog when you’ve had a bad day at the office,” Mr Gallagher said. “But it happens a lot.”

Source: Times Online

Astonishing isn’t it?

Morning

Feelin’ good today.

Equations

(Last Night + Friends) x Beers
(Dancing - Traffic Cone)

Do you know what that equals?

No?

It equals a hangover. A large, hateful hangover.
I’d forgotten what they felt like.

Urgh.

Condensation

Beards, it turns out, will condense moisture from the cold winter air and make your entire face wet and dewy. This is what I have learnt from cycling to work today.

PCSOs

I do not particularly like PCSOs, they have a habit of mistaking me for someone else, wasting my time asking stupid questions and trying to be imposing. I wouldn’t object quite so much if they were policemen, proper policemen, but having your time stolen away by a monkey in a high-vis jacket and a little peaked cap is taking the piss as far as I’m concerned, yesterday was a case-in-point.

I’d decided to detour into town on my cycle home; I’d been playing badminton and fancied a bit more of a warm-down than my usual ride would offer, as riding into town adds about four miles to the journey it seemed to be the perfect solution. Clean. Sharp. Efficient. I was a genius.

Unfortunately, as I made my way past Waterstones and up the hill towards Hockley, two PCSOs stopped me.

“Could you stop for a moment, please?”
I stop. “Sure.”
“Can you get off the bike please, I’m not going to talk to you while you’re in the road.”
“What?”
“Get off the bike so we can have a word with you.”
“About what?”
“Get off the bike please, Sir.”
“No. In fact, I’ll be off now.”

At this point, one of them opted to stand in front of me and declare, somewhat dramatically, “You’re not going anywhere!” Well, needless to say I was impressed with his grasp of cliché and immediately began showing him the respect he deserved by laughing.

Eventually I stopped laughing because they both looked quite cross and wanted to know who I was and where I lived, which was nice, because they don’t actually have the authority to ask for that information unless you’re acting in an anti-social manner, which I wasn’t, so I laughed a bit more.

Then they got really cross and said that they were *gasp* calling a policeman. This made me so frightened that I enquired if they could be charged with wasting police time as a) I still had no idea what they wanted, and b) they’d certainly wasted enough of mine.

Finally, the bombshell was dropped; I fit the description of a man who had been thrown out of one of the bars for being drunk and threatening the staff.

“… Right, and do I seem drunk and aggressive to you?”
“Well, no.”
“That’s because I’m not, I’m tired and sarcastic. I do wonder though, did this aggressive drunk ride a bicycle from the scene of his shouting and flailing? Did he duck into a sports shop and buy a rucksack full of badminton kit? I suspect he didn’t. I’ll be off then.”

And so I was. Furiously off into the night, thirty minutes the poorer because two fuckwits can’t think for themselves. It’s not as though I was planning on doing anything with that half-hour, maybe keep it spare in case I wanted to do something that wasn’t standing around in the cold talking to idiots, but it’s the principle behind it. They stole thirty minutes of my life, thirty minutes I can’t get back.

Remembrance Day

Two minutes silence, it’s not much to ask, not really.
And here’s a bit of info.

Update: Apparently two minutes was too much to ask of the pair of wankstains stood outside my office happily talking. Their thoughtless selfishness rather makes me wonder what sort of person they are, that a few moments of their life is too much to ask for a small show of respect. I wish them both immeasurable ill.

Late in the day

But still funny.