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There’s a genre of shoot ‘em up gaming known as ‘bullet hell‘ which, if you’re like me, is spelt AWESOME but, if you’re a more normal individual, is probably just a confusing and terrifying mess. The Touhou Project is a pretty good example, and gameplay tends to look like this, but that’s not why I’m [...]

Are you ready to cut off your head and place your foot on it? If so, come; Love awaits you! Love is not grown in a garden, nor sold in the marketplace; whether you are a king or a servant, the price is your head, and nothing less. Yes, the cost of the elixir of [...]

As though being unwell wasn’t bad enough, you should see the shit they try and feed you.
The guys at Hospital Food have effectively put me off being ill for life.

Just nerding it up by playing with the Blackberry wordpress app. ^_^
I wonder if it does photos?

World class.

Firefighters left woman in mine shaft for six hours due to ‘health and safety concerns’
An injured solicitor lay for six hours at the bottom of a disused mine shaft and eventually died of a heart attack because safety rules banned firefighters from rescuing her, an inquiry heard today.
A senior fire officer at the scene admitted [...]

I read the following comment on a blog and thought I’d share because, in truth, I think it sums up the internet nicely.
Everyone below this post has been trolled.
Also, cocks.
-DickButt
Masterful.

I find that while I’m in reasonable physical shape these days I still struggle with gauging what to say, how much, and to whom. I have improved, don’t get me wrong, but I still remain rather … intense and a touch obsessive. I mean, I like to think that I hide it rather well, but [...]

Awesome though.

Child poverty reduced if both parents go to work
Both parents in families living below the breadline will be urged to go to work to lift their children out of poverty, one of the ministers responsible for developing the government’s child poverty strategy said yesterday.
Conceding that it was now unlikely New Labour’s pledge to halve the [...]