According to the records I have known Gareth for eighteen years. We first met at the age of six when I was detailed off to show the new boy around school. It’s been all good since then.
Happy birthday mate, see you down the pub.
As a side note, Gareth has been the centre of more amusing incidents than any other person I’ve ever known. He holds one unofficial world record (for something unmentionable) and has set high standards in drunken cooking, leaving the front door open repeatedly and talking about bread in his sleep. His love of cheese is frankly worrying.
Happy birthbay Gareth. I’ve never met you, and for that matter you’ve never met me either, but many happy returns all the same!
I’m just off into uni to hand in my last two bits of work for the term! Wooooooooohooooooooo!
Then off to find fancy dress for work on friday night. Last Solution (read cheap shitty cheesy student night at union) of each term is always fancy dress for bar staff. However there were four of us in fancy dress last year which is a pretty poor showing for 35ish staff! I was dressed as a fairy and I liiked fantastic - pink tights, pink netting tutu, vest top with built in cups (my tits were fantastic) and cardboard wings with tinsel on the edges and battery operated twinkling fairy lights set into them.
Never had so many women talk to me in one evening in my life.
So this year I need another outfit. Never going to top last year’s effort, but I’m currently thinking of going as a sexy santa. Don’t ask me why, but in the last two years I’ve gone from the boring twat who never dresses up at all, to feeling obliged to not only go all out on a costume - but to dress as a woman too. I’ve discovered its so much more fun to do it properly than some half-arsed attempt.
Anyway - off to uni before I miss the deadline (which would be typical) then a liquid lunch and some silly shopping.
I’ve never understood why cross-dressing attracts more women than a good suit. I’m with you on the dressing up though, I never used to bother with it myself and now I love it. Fancy dress is the way forward. I particularly like being a Pirate.
Anyway, glad to hear you’re done with Uni for the year. Don’t think I’ll be seeing you over the festive period (that I’m aware of anyway) but should be up in Newcastle in the New Year. Let me know how the dressing up goes.